Shamu's Grandma on Sale

Are you afraid of a killer whale in your pool? DON'T BE. Purchase Shamu's grandma, your children and grandchildren will be completely safe with Chamu, Shamu's grandma. She has lost all her teeth and one of her flippers was hurt six years ago. She is harmless. A steal at only $160,000.

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